Valleywag
Larry Flynt is willing to pay Ashley Alexandra Dupré — the call girl who had something to do with what's-his-name from New York — $1 million to pose for Hustler. Imagine how much the Orlando Sentinel's website would have made from publishing Dupré's Girls Gone Wild photos back when Britney Spears hadn't yet made her cameo on CBS and Dupre still dominated the news cycle. With the right timing, it would have been bigger than Lindsay Lohan taking it of for New York magazine. But the Sentinel's loss can be your gain, "semantic Web" startups. The newspaper obviously blew it. The reason?
Poor photo-search technology, obviously. If only it had spent millions of dollars laboriously tagging its morgue with metadata! That's exactly the kind of service one semantic Web success, SchemaLogic, provides for the Associated Press. Before, we all wished you'd stop telling us how the Semantic Web was Web 3.0. Now you can make your case with Ashley Dupré nude pictures — and we're all listening.
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what's with the almost double chin in that shot? this broad was never worth 4 grand
she looks like a guy here.
she has bean bags for tits. gross.
Why would anyone buy Hustler, Girls Gone Wild, or anything else just to see this one girl? Offering her at a brothel in Nevada, I understand, but paying to see pictures that reveal a bit more of a girl that's just like all the others on the internet?
@lawrence: Well, there's a market for that, too.
@w00zy33: Word. I'd take small over hers any day.
Don't underestimate the "has a thing for chicks that look like Steve Perry" demographic.
This photo reminds me how happy I am that the "trucker hat" thing is over.
she should do the pictorial for hustler and then pay ggw a million to make sure these uggo pics are never released.
By the time anyone gets around to publishing the photos no one will remember who she is. Hurry up.
I don't know if it is a real word, but someone used it to me once and it has popped into my head ever since when viewing such a picture:
"manish"
There must be some sort of universal constant associated with slimeball politicians' tastes in sex partners.
Clinton-Lewinski comes immediately to mind.
insert.random.self.promotion.here - I made a number for her at the new service, Songnumbers, yesterday:
515-862-7949
You can call it and listen to her track w/o possibly wrecking your browser on her Myspace page...it's worth a listen, it ain't THAT bad?
@w00zy33 - bean bag tits? (made me laugh hard enough to spit up some chai) "titties" sounds better..don't underestimate gals with those, they work real hard to please to make up for the lack of volume
This could be the semantic web's killer app! No one ever remembers their prostitute's name - it's not like you can write it down in your Treo. Much easier to Google for it. Imagine be able to search for an escortblogger willing to put on an elmo suit for less than $1000.
We need a semantic schema for sex worker information. We could call it the Dublin Whore.
Where can I get a hat with the brim on the side like that? all the ones I find have the brim in the front.
@Peteski: Now that made me laugh!
As for this person: All I can think about is the word DIRTY.
But then again, so is Spitzer. Ewwwww...
Manish too.. but that's besides the point.
Not a good look.
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