Perks, john french, julia allison, justine ezarik, mary rambin, ijustine, meghan asha

Allison, Asha and Rambin receive Pittsburgh private-jet pitch

A Mr. John French forwarded us a poorly punctuated invite. He seems to be extending it to the "Three Musketeers" — Julia Allison, Meghan Asha and Mary Rambin — for an all-expense paid trip to Pittsburgh and the Bahamas on the private jet of inveterate gambler Jeff Tott, who sits on Pittsburgh Financial's board of directors. Presumably they would want to explore "investment opportunities." Why not offer the getaway to Pittsburgh's own iJustine for her birthday? That seems easier. Update: And the answer is, um, no.

6:00 PM on Thu Mar 20 2008
By Jackson West
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yawnster at 06:32 PM on 03/20/08
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mm..do they work as escorts as a sidejob?
tawni at 06:54 PM on 03/20/08
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Wow looks like they real need to keep reading Melissa Gira Grant's articles and they will earn enough money that they won't need VCs.
OaklandTechie at 06:56 PM on 03/20/08
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Now this is the Valleywag I know and uh... sort of love.
It Must Be Take a Worm... at 07:15 PM on 03/20/08
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Rock on, Pittsburgh. Most underrated city in America.
Alaska Miller at 07:29 PM on 03/20/08
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is it richer you are the shittier you write?
Alaska Miller at 07:29 PM on 03/20/08
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and fyi, ijustine's mine
matto at 08:04 PM on 03/20/08
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The only expenses you'd possibly need paid in Pittsburgh are for bus fare and crack cocaine.
growhappy at 08:05 PM on 03/20/08
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They may get you drunk and have their way outside the U.S.A.
growhappy at 08:06 PM on 03/20/08
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They may get you drunk and have their way. Don't go for it! You may not be able to press charges if it happens outside the U.S.
Lawrence at 08:16 PM on 03/20/08
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hired hoes.
Julia Allison at 08:39 PM on 03/20/08
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Oh dear god. Consider our answer a definitive NO.
Rick at 08:47 PM on 03/20/08
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what the hell did that email just say? I don't get it
Ted Dziuba at 09:36 PM on 03/20/08
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lol, looks like julia's going to get an infusion of "capital" all right.
Jackson West at 10:20 PM on 03/20/08
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@Julia Allison Duly noted.
meanguy at 11:51 PM on 03/20/08
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Grandpa Rambin started out pumping gas and wound up chairman/CEO of Texaco -- and ran a famously tight ship.

This offer really misses the mark. Ever been to New Canaan, CT? Hint: when girls from there head to Barbados, it ain't about white boys from Pennsylvania.
raincoaster at 02:28 AM on 03/21/08
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