A Mr. John French forwarded us a poorly punctuated invite. He seems to be extending it to the "Three Musketeers" — Julia Allison, Meghan Asha and Mary Rambin — for an all-expense paid trip to Pittsburgh and the Bahamas on the private jet of inveterate gambler Jeff Tott, who sits on Pittsburgh Financial's board of directors. Presumably they would want to explore "investment opportunities." Why not offer the getaway to Pittsburgh's own iJustine for her birthday? That seems easier. Update: And the answer is, um, no.
Allison, Asha and Rambin receive Pittsburgh private-jet pitch
6:00 PM on Thu Mar 20 2008
By Jackson West
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mm..do they work as escorts as a sidejob?
Wow looks like they real need to keep reading Melissa Gira Grant's articles and they will earn enough money that they won't need VCs.
Now this is the Valleywag I know and uh... sort of love.
Rock on, Pittsburgh. Most underrated city in America.
is it richer you are the shittier you write?
and fyi, ijustine's mine
The only expenses you'd possibly need paid in Pittsburgh are for bus fare and crack cocaine.
They may get you drunk and have their way outside the U.S.A.
They may get you drunk and have their way. Don't go for it! You may not be able to press charges if it happens outside the U.S.
hired hoes.
Oh dear god. Consider our answer a definitive NO.
what the hell did that email just say? I don't get it
lol, looks like julia's going to get an infusion of "capital" all right.
@Julia Allison Duly noted.
Grandpa Rambin started out pumping gas and wound up chairman/CEO of Texaco -- and ran a famously tight ship.
This offer really misses the mark. Ever been to New Canaan, CT? Hint: when girls from there head to Barbados, it ain't about white boys from Pennsylvania.
Hello dears we are representing heirs of pittsburg crashes...
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