Trillian knows the answer is 42 An Apple employee asks where to refer a coworker tasked with entertaining a "gentleman of interest" after meetings wrap for the day in Cupertino. Where to start?

Find out what he's into first. Throw him a few options and let him choose. Drop the name of something somewhat socially acceptable, like a strip club or an outcall bachelor party service — Your Party Girls is a Bay Area standby.
Strip clubs are a good place to start. For a group outing, a strip club like the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre gives everyone options. After you all walk in together, your guest can tamely watch the stage show, or get some full-on GFE in a private room.
Let the pros handle it. You're worried — correctly — that you may technically be committing conspiracy to commit prostitution. The world's oldest profession has figured this stuff out already. Just make the call or show up at the door, and they'll take it from there.

(Photo of Trillian from Your Party Girls)

12:00 PM on Wed Mar 19 2008
By Melissa Gira Grant
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Alaska Miller at 12:36 PM on 03/19/08
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psh.. in the 408 the only thing you have is pink poodle or that lame strip club next to Fry's in sunnyvale where their A-game still have bullet wounds.
FiveStarEggRoll at 01:35 PM on 03/19/08
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A little firmer and rounded and that would be A+ azz.

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matto at 01:50 PM on 03/19/08
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The best you could manage in the 408 is quality time with yourself in your Best Western Executive Suite.
Robert Synnott at 02:02 PM on 03/19/08
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Companies actually _do this_ for visitors? Bloody hell. Bizarre, sick world we live in...
CJC at 02:28 PM on 03/19/08
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@FiveStarEggRoll:

Really? Rounder than that (above) and it's not gonna be firm...
macbeach at 02:40 PM on 03/19/08
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I can just hear the conversation the next day:

"I was only trying to find out where the closest Apple store was!"
CaliforniaCajun at 02:54 PM on 03/19/08
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In 408? Take him to B.J.'s, and the parking attendants can set you up.

Alternately, just go over to DeAnza 3 and hit on the Executive Relations girls. Ten years ago they were pretty hot.
Alaska Miller at 03:50 PM on 03/19/08
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@CaliforniaCajun:

not anymore :(
Fidel on the Roof at 03:56 PM on 03/19/08
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O'Farrell is the best.
QADude at 05:10 PM on 03/19/08
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In Santa Clara County, only Pink Poodle and Kit Kat have this. If you want any real action it's either a field trip to Nevada or SF.

If it was my choice, I'd be in Nevada.
adam at 05:23 PM on 03/19/08
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Well... there is always the Hanky Panky in Redwood City. ha! Seriously though... I was fresh off the boat from the mid-west 10 years ago and decided to check it out one day.
And soon as I walked in, it was like one of those scenes in a movie, where the door opens, the record scratches and goes silent, and the entire bar turns and looks at the door. Not a place for young gringos. Frankly, not a place for any sane person really.
Fidel on the Roof at 06:11 PM on 03/19/08
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I'd hate to admit it tremans, but I made the same mistake a few years ago as well. Some business buddies and I were bored as hell and wanted to give it a go.

The reason the record grinded to a halt is because there is only one door separating outside and inside. No double doors or anything. When the door is open, sunlight washes the place like a searchlight.

Those guys are now on the East Coast so I'm not scared to admit my mistake from long ago. :-)
FiveStarEggRoll at 09:32 PM on 03/19/08
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@CJC: Thusly a bit younger to keep it firm (aka tight) but still round. You not look at too many butts?

Harry "waiting for some smack talk" Wang

Hey...I'm not saying it isn't an A-.
FiveStarEggRoll at 09:38 PM on 03/19/08
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Actually, I checked their site out just now and saw some more pics of Trillian. I have to downgrade her ass to a C+. Some poses are deceptive.

Harry "I knew that , I knew that " Wang