Oh dear.

Would have been funnier if he pulled a Spitzer and flanked a couple white folks on either side.

That is awesome!

Chocolate on the outside, white on the inside. I think they just about got it right given his popularity as a black politician in racist America.

Harry "can't be a racist cuz I'm a chink" Wang

Keith Oberman is obviously in love with Obama but this is ridiculous!

Until "cookie" shows up on Urban Dictionary with a racial meaning, I'm filing this under "potentially funny."

I hope this is a joke.

could have spent 8000 and gotten 2 hot white girls to stand by him. do it big!

It's so obvious that Milk is a pledged superdelegate.

Is there a cookie that tastes like old people? Because that's the cookie that McCain would be.

lols

@fishneversleep: Lorna Doone are old people cookies.

Good lord Jordan Golson, it's amazing that you can go on dealing with morons like sample032. God bless your brave,brave soul.

Oh no they didn't. I guess it could have been worse. Like Ritz Crackers or something.

@I Don't Get It: Yes, perfect. And Hillary would be a Lemon Chalet Creme: blond, with a bitter aftertaste. Ron Paul would be a Nutter Butter: rich, yet nutty through and through.

@Blackjack: That would be Huckabee.

@Jenniferhdaniel: That was a good one! :-)

Oh wow, people actually commented on this

But he is actually half white, half black... so it's not like he's TRYING to be white. He's just as much white as he is black. Either way this is a very funny find.

@TheTypeset: Sorry, but in a post-Seinfeld world, milk goes best with sugar cookies.

I did not know that Oreos were Harvey Milk's favorite cookie, or that Nabisco had chosen this particular dead celebrity spokesman. I imagine he declined to endorse Twinkies.

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@fishneversleep: I think McCain's flavor is Werther's Originals.

anyone for 'Uncle Bens' rice