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"No worries hang in there...i single if your interested." — Mike Marra, commenter on Ashley Dupré's Facebook wall, indicating why some women might prefer $4,300 dates to old-fashioned romance.
3:34 PM on Sat Mar 15 2008
By Nicholas Carlson
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Come away with me Nicholas and I will show you a world different from this cruel, pay-per-view business model. You are too beautiful to demean yourself like this. We will savor fruits on a tropical island and frolick in the ocean waves, leaving our worries and troubles behind.
Sarcasm on the internet? Not possible.
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