Valleywag
It turns out that Chinh Nguyen, the foul-mouthed, AmEx-flashing, self-described "balla" girlfriend of Nvidia vice president Neil Trevett, isn't just an indiscreet blogger; she's also an elite Yelptard. Yelp users like to celebrate their hundredth-review milestones, and for Nguyen's 300th, she chose to write up Valleywag. We are honored beyond words; before this, we were utterly Yelpless. Chinh, we at Valleywag really like your style. If the job interview you mentioned in our phone call doesn't work out, would you consider blogging? We have an opening for a reporter, and I think you'd fit right in here. Nguyen's Yelp review of Valleywag, "a National Enquirer for geeks":
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negative points for overuse of punctuation. ovaries made of gold? ftw?
She loves me, she really loves me!
you really like her style? she sounds like a hamster on crack.
Sure! I'll take the gig!!!
I'm desperate remember?? :)
oh yeah - and I revised it... sorry.
What a great writer, really, such great...english?
ovaries made out of gold...is that her way of saying she has a weight problem?
Is nguyen the only vietnamese last name evar? ffs!
@yawnster: Personally I thought it was a reference to density
the schizo hamster on crack writing is going to lose its novelty real quick
i thought it was bai ling
@Alaska Miller: that's too bad because it's been inspiring you to some hilarious comments
The best part is that she is an elite Yelp reviewer. These crowds. They are so wise.
Mom?
@dengelbery: And here you said you weren't able to comment on Valleywag. We missed you!
Yikes getting serious on valleyrag...
Now there's a real endorsement for Nvidia. I guess the world has changed since I used to work for the man.
Owen, you should be grateful you haven't landed on Yelp until now.
Sorry Nick has already won day #5 in the 40rag series. Better luck next time.
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My favourite is when she gives 5 stars to frickin' Mickey D's:
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"I came here this am and got the skillet burrito (New Promo). It was aight. I got the new "Premium Coffee - Iced" and I liked it. I've heard allota buzz about it! I think I liked it better than Starfuck's cuz it was cheaper ($1.79). Hella Fast like a fast muthafuckin' fast food establishment should be.
5 cars in front of me - 5 minutes to get my grub and go"
Lol, saved a dollar on coffee there! You go girl, every penny counts!
And here's a review of the high class joint where she worked as a frickin' *stripper*:
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"OG hires girls who range from 6-10. I consider myself an 8 so if you are far left field from me, don't even bother coming in. Also, I was a size 4 at the time and big ass titties (34D!). House fees are about $100+/night. You must pay before walking in the door"
Lol... now that's pure class. Sure you're an 8, Chinh! Out of 100! And don't worry about the girls "left field" of you, there aren't many.
"I once danced for a drunk bachelor and he gave me a $100 tip thinking it was $20. Hahahahha!!! I RULE SUCKAS!!!!"
Keep it up sista - soon you'll have enough to buy another pair of $600 shoes!
At a certain point I think people should be able to recognize that maybe they're not the kinds of people who should be putting photos of themselves on the internet.
@Dweezil: I knew the 'bald' picture was a mistake, but Paul Boutin inspired me.
matto is still number 1 in my heart
This ugly chick has got a lot of nerve promoting herself to be something she's not: important. No bitch. Just a friendly reminder that you aint shit. That VP you're dating probably has a lot of low self-confidence to be around the likes of you. He's actually better looking than you. Some advice: a little humbleness can go a long way to making you look somewhat decent. Honestly, if I was at your boyfriend's VP level I'd be going out with model chicks. I'll let you wash my car.
@matto: No, you're a pretty little princess. I'm talking about a girl who's supposedly a "graphic designer" for a living. God bless her if she ever needs a corporate job and someone enters her name into Google.
@zabovo: Sweet! Where do I collect my cookie?
@kompression: I wish we had video comments so you could read this to us outloud
Wow, amex PLATINUM. That's pretty impressive! Platinum amex. Wow. You can pay $300/year to have an Amex Platinum.
i can't believe there's a geek tie-in here, but to borrow the words of sun's jeff "zfs" bonwick... "to produce the amount of vodka one would have to ingest to get drunk enough to fuck that skank would require more energy than boiling the oceans" ... never mind that you'd have to simultaneously bathe in a tub of liquid cialis.
Shouldn't that be:
"...drugged out back-pussy in the Castro..."
I'm just saying- if your gonna dish, at least get the details right.
Its pretty bad form to insult someone 'fugly' dudes. Just not cool.
She writes pretty badly for someone with 300 reviews. If you want to insult a blog, dont write sounding like you had 3 bottles of Schnapps....
Noone in their right mind would date this girl.. this obviously a hoax. I'm not buying it.
For the record, that California-Asian-Girl-Speaking-Outdated-Ebonics thing is looking super lame from over here in New York.
@vulturesquadron:
Wait till you see what kind of retard fashion we've got cooking in SoCal that's ready to take on the world.
@vulturesquadron: For the record vulture, it's not looking good over here either.
owen: u better hire this woman quickly, before she pwns you again. incredible awesomeness++
chinh rocks.
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@gfburke: $395 now...
It is too easy to talk trash about this person. I feel sorry for her and I hope she gets help soon. Seriously.
everytime i see that sorry ass pic of hers in yelp i feel compelled to slap at something.
Just looked at her blog at [vietnamesa.vox.com] and OMG she's so ugly! What in the world was that Nvidia guy thinking??
I wouldn't fall for her if she was hitting on me with a sledge hammer. There are so many cute Asian girls out here, this is certainly not one of them.
@eth0:
OK...I hate to admit this, but since I have tremendous reserves of internet courage and what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas I'd like to state that I've been to the Olympic Gardens in Las Vegas. There was a mixed group of us, men and women, who wanted to do the whole Vegas thing during one of the many years we were attending Comdex. You know, nice steak dinner, a little gambling, a couple 2 diamond whores for a buddy's birthday present, and the Olympic Gardens. The "OG" is co-ed which means upstairs it's a bunch of gay men dancing to an empty room. Downstairs is where the women perform. The girls were 6-8, but I can attest that that Chinh is, at best, a 3. I'm Vietnamese and she is the fugliest sister I've ever had the misfortune to lay eyeballs on which is saying a lot since I have to drive through Westminster to get to work every day. It seriously hurts to look at her. If she was dancing at the Olympic Gardens for money (yeah, right!) it was definitely upstairs because it might be the only part of the place that allows trannies. As a side note I only got to spend one dollar there. Two female co-workers were bitching at me for the hour that we were there about their boyfriends and one of them begged me to sleep in her room...something about being afraid to be in the dark alone...
I'm confused. What kind of company does this woman run that she needs a fertility monitor? Wasn't she looking for a job? I thought she was already running a company? Do this company's clients know it is a used fertility monitor? Is this how she knows how her ovaries are made of gold?
do you notice that its always the ugliest girls that always think they are the hottest girls.
i guess having a high level of misplaced confidence makes up for the bad view she gets when she looks at herself in the mirror every morning.
first off, ovaries are not located in the pussy. if her's has gold ones she might want to get that checked out, i'm sure her platinum amex can buy her some meds.
second, why the obession with money? i.e. references to the civic and small bank account. someone's obviously compensating.
i am by no means wealthy but i get offers for platinum cc's all the time - and yes, i'm signing the petition against junk mail.
Looks like a refugee from the AMP world who got tired of happy endings. Bit of a foul mouthed whore, actually.
haha, she's actually taken the time to change her entire Yelp profile to be "Owen's" and even took the time to change her reviews! She may say that these Valleywag posts of her are "funny" but I think someone's taken it personally and trying to get some petty revenge!!
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Also, check out the cached version of her old blog:
[72.14.253.104]
Her Facebook: [www.facebook.com]
Im shocked! i just found this site and found out that my bf Neil has a new gf already..hes been helping me with my studies ..medical field and promise to be together when i am done.But no more contacts with him when he said he will be busy with his work as a VP of Nvidia.He was only 37 years old when i met him.Talking about getting married.building a family..I didnt know that he is that "BIG Catch" coz i dont have any idea about his work.I knew he worked in 3D....before then he told me he was appointed as a VP of Nvidia.But he is a good guy.I remember we had fun in our first dinner in a 5 star Hotel in my country(I couldnt tell).Well.if he is happy with his new girl then okay.I believe that if you love someone set him free if he comes back then he is yours"If not then i wish him happiness in life.I dont know if they got married already or not..We have known each other for many years.And our last communication was September 2007.And i didnt hear from him anymore but i understand coz he said he is always busy .We met when he attended a conference in Tokyo Japan.
MerryMerry
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