i wouldn't hit it even with facebook shares to wipe afterwards.

@Alaska Miller: No, we all know you prefer iJustine.

Shes funny :)

Who the hell is Julia Allison?

she could sing at my bar mitzvah any time

@Nicholas Carlson:

It's meant to be. She'll realize it once her 15 minutes of fame are over.

@mandarin: The world needs more sockpuppets mocking Yahoo board members.

Somewhat bemused by Alaska Miller's unnecessarily nasty remark, I did a couple of searches. Turns out I was wrong. Contrary to my prejudice, he is not, after all, a highly insecure, dime-a-dozen keyboard warrior suffering with misplaced rage who spends most of his time online, making similarly nasty remarks all day every day, here and in a lot of other places online, as he grows increasingly more pallid sitting at his computer day after day, month after month, year after year as the world passes him by. As opposed to, say, working. Or having all the sex that he obviously must have access to.

Turns out he's a well-adjusted, highly productive individual and all-around good guy whom everyone likes, thanks to his incredible magnetism. Also, he's very good looking -- but then I had assumed that much from his post here, which, while nasty, indicated not only that whom he would "hit" is always entirely up to him, but also that he must be in a position to harshly judge other people's looks, even when those people are perfectly normal-looking, or even kinda cute.

So, that post must have been an anomaly. Must be having a bad day.

@johnnypotatoes:

hey buddy: not everyone thinks your wife-to-be is hot and dandy. get over it. cute that you spent time worrywarting about the internets so much to type all that. serious business.

Congrats!

This story would have been better if we saw her sock Julia Allison.

Just for the record: I don't know Randi Zuckerberg at all. If I knew her, I might not like her for whatever reason. But I still wouldn't feel the bizarre (but bizarrely common) need to tell the world whether I would "hit" her or not.

Now, to keep to your pattern, Alaska, you have to post something within the next two minutes. Go!

Randi is my hero. She can sock me any day!

lol @Julia Allison. Randi is my favorite.

Congrats Randi!

Oh and are you going to the Tumblr party tomorrow night?

congrats randi & brent.

(and that video still fucking rocks :)

Alaska? No final say?

Harry "was hoping for a reponse - after the two minute mark - to that dork potatoes person" Wang

Harry "yeah, I know it was an old post" Wang