That crickets-chirping silence in Mission eateries? Blame the absence of Web developers on two out-of-town conferences. All the CSS wranglers you know are likely wrapping up Mix '08 in Las Vegas before heading over to Austin for SXSW. The calendar's covering the SXSW parties — full SXSW schedules can be found here and here — but what of those not attending? Valleywag is holding our weekly happy hour at Moose's. Paul Boutin and I are hosting and coaxing those salacious gossip bits from you starting at 4 p.m. The tech events have considerably slowed with the weekend coming up, but for those stuck at home: The Naughty Librarian Convention is happening at the Ha-Ra Club on Saturday. If sexed-up librarians in the diviest of dive bars doesn't make you smile, neither Melissa nor I can help you.



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