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"Strictly platonic": Help this cute Asian girl tour the NYC Googleplex!

Attention, New York Googlers: This cute Asian girl wants you to show her around the office. I don't get it either. Though, if anyone wants to take me on a tour, I promise not to get you fired. Probably.

Hi Googlers,

I'm interested in taking a tour at the Googleplex in New York on Monday, March 10th. Ideally, you'd show me around the offices and then we'd head to the cafeteria to watch Jacque Torres' demo.

She continues:

I really love chocolate and Google and the thought of the two combining forces is just too amazing for me NOT to see. What's in it for you, you ask? Well, I could take you out for a drink after work! Or, we could become best friends and hang out all the time. Plus, isn't it enough that you'd be walking around Google with a cute Asian girl? :) But, I don't want to limit it to guys, if a girl would be nice enough to show me around, that would be great, too!
Thanks!

(Photo by AP/Paul Sakuma)

11:40 AM on Fri Mar 7 2008
By Jordan Golson
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Heather Fink at 11:53 AM on 03/07/08
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HEY! I'm a girl. I wanna go take wheely chair rides through the google plex. I don't want to limit to guys, if a girl would be nice enough to push me around the google plex in a wheely chair that would be great too. I also want to do spinning in the chair in the google plex elevator.

We can videotape it and put it on youtube. I'll even hold a red and white envelope and give it to another person cause I know u guyz r into that.

And then me and Vint Cerf can eat fluffernutter sandwiches together. CAN WE CAN WE!
yawnster at 12:08 PM on 03/07/08
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awww..flagged for removal...I wanted to see what a cute asian look like
Alaska Miller at 12:21 PM on 03/07/08
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i have access to microsoft, google, and apple campuses. who wants a ticket?
QADude at 01:52 PM on 03/07/08
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Flagged for removal. Damn. That's okay - I'm married to a very cute asian. :)
Blackjack at 03:51 PM on 03/07/08
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@Alaska Miller: I don't think she wanted to get in with the janitorial crew :)
isayno at 06:12 PM on 03/07/08
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passes all around!
Dweezil at 10:33 PM on 03/07/08
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Aww.

I would like to cuddle up with her and discuss my thoughts on Eat, Love, Pray. Then we can watch Oprah, be upset "just because" and start menstruating together.