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Why is Digg founder Kevin Rose clambering around the inside of Miami's Carnival Centre, the site of the Future of Web Apps conference? Perhaps the conference is literally climb-the-walls boring. Or Rose is indulging a newfound enthusiasm for buildering, the indoor version of rock climbing. Or, most likely, he's trying to impress Julia Allison. Suggest your own caption in the comments; the winner of the contest has their suggestion turned into this post's new headline. (Photo by tantek)
Digg's dedicated founder goes to great heights in search of a revenue model
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1:58 PM on Sun Mar 2 2008
By Owen Thomas
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First! Hahaha!
Sweet! I can see right down her top from up here!
Be vehwy quiet... we'wre hunting wabbits...
I've contracted herpes from sleeping with Julia and now my mind is mush and I will live like a zombie for eternity, or at least until I find a buyer for Digg!
What is it with fucking bouldering in the web2.0 click at the moment?
Sixth, bitches!
Kevin Rose: Digging Outside the Box.
Sorry, forget that. I'll ring my mom and let her know she should've had that abortion.
The first and last conference booked at a japanese capsule hotel
Kevin Rose only aroused by Julia Allison when behind glass, on his knees.
Look at my new, shiny iPhone!
Oh, crap! I can't believe Julia found out about me and Caroline.
Or more simply:
Her iPhone will never find me up here.
Digg's dedicated founder goes to great heights in search of a revenue model
"Digg revolts drive founder Kevin Rose up the wall"
"Top 1 ways of getting your picture on the Digg frontpage by being webfamous and climbing something"
The only caption that is ever appropriate for a kevin rose picture is world class jerkoff kevin rose
"LOLZ OMG Kevin Rose on a wall SUCKAZ KTHXBAI"
"Sarah Lane won't find me here!!!"
"Come on Julia, Sarah won't find us up here."
Web20 celebrity arrested in indecent exposure scandal
"Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you..."
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i can has date rape?
The diggnation fanboys can't get me here...
Or because he always does stuff like this. He did the same type of stuff in St. Louis and Julia Allison wasn't there.
Socially awkward Digg founder Kevin Rose seen here, channeling Tom Hanks from Big, while trying to impress gal-pal Julia Allison.
It was reported that her recent sleepover, he tried to put four jawbreakers in his mouth in an attempt to show his current crush his sincerity. Jelly beans and ice cream were served.
Kevin is too old for this kind of nonsense.
Cat Burglar Pownced by Paparazzi
Maybe this will get me on the cover of BusinessWeek again.
It is nice to see Kevin Rose is adapting to life in South Florida by buying the same black dress shirt everyone here wears, the same jeans everyone here wears, the same shoes everyone here wears, and by doing the same drugs everyone here does. Enjoy the hallucinations!
@DCSmitty: Peeping Tom Pownces Purported Prattler
"I think I see her coming, quick hide my money and dignity."
If you look carefully from above, you might just be able to see the stop of my ego.
"Kevin 'Digg' Rose goes looking for a buyer (in several wrong places)."
Awww Crap She is stalking me already I knew I should have listened to Jakob...
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
Yes! Yes! From here I can see what Jerry Yang, David Filo, & Yahoo are planning for their Digg clone.
The winner is clearly Let's Form Voltron:
"Digg's dedicated founder goes to great heights in search of a revenue model."
The headline is now changed!
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