Got some pull at YouTube? We have the girl for you

Are you a single Googler with some pull at YouTube? Looking for ~~love~~ some raunchy sex? We have the girl for you. Check out this Craigslist posting from a classy lass with a problem. Can you help her out?

Google Guys / Friends of Google Guys - w4m
Reply to: pers-591790503@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-29, 8:55PM
First off, to all the dipshits who made me have to do this over and over: I'm fucking real so keep your fucking cursor off the fucking flag button.
Fuck. Damn this ad is weird. OK well here goes:

If you don't work at google or personally know anyone who works at google/youtube, you need to hit the back button now because you won't have a chance at sexing me. I warned you this was a weird ad.
Basically one of my youtube videos was disabled because of some douchebag and I'm trying to get it re-enabled. I've sent complaints, emails, everything, but damned if they can fucking hear me. This isn't some shitty little home video either, it got 300,000+ views and thousands of ratings and I WANT IT BACK. So bad that I'm willing to sex you if you can make it happen.

She continues:

Let's be clear here: I DON'T want your money, I DON'T want your pics/dick shots/whatever, and I DON'T want to hear from you if you can't pull a string at google.
If you send me some unrelated bullshit email that in no way, shape, or form, addresses your ability to restore my youtube video, I will add your email address to the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list.

We clear? Good.

I can only assume if you've made it this far that what I'm asking is within your power, so what can you expect in return? Well for starters, I'm on birth control so you'll get to cum inside me. (I doubt that silicon valley nerds are high STD risks.) I like getting my hair-pulled, my ass smacked, and I love sucking dick. Like, LOVE it. Most of the time I prefer it to sex. In general, be rough with me, be a man. No anal though. I tried it once and couldn't walk straight for two days. No anal. None.

Send me a message to get the video ID of the youtube video I want restored, and once I see it's back online, we'll make arrangements to meet.

Sadly, it has once again been flagged for removal.

(Photo by ideali)

10:54 PM on Fri Feb 29 2008
By Jordan Golson
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15 comments

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Alaska Miller at 11:38 PM on 02/29/08
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little does she know how many tech nerds in milpitas/sunnyvale go to walgreens for their valtrex medication
willontech.com at 04:35 AM on 03/01/08
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K... So I just threw up a little.
Rick at 07:08 AM on 03/01/08
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300k views doesn't magically remove most youtube videos from "shitty little home video" status. They still almost all suck a left nut.
Hopeless at 07:30 AM on 03/01/08
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It must be one special video. Why else would she want to sleep with a tech geek? The horror.
jashed at 10:51 AM on 03/01/08
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you gotta love the moxy!
raincoaster at 11:48 AM on 03/01/08
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I've had just about enough from Chris Crocker.
QADude at 11:48 AM on 03/01/08
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"I doubt that silicon valley nerds are high STD risks."

ROFLMAO! That's just great. I guess she hasn't banged enough techies, as a lot of them have pretty much every STD known to man. The STD rate down there is pretty alarming.

This applies to the women too. I met a hot chick at some "meat market" party and when she got naked I could immediately tell she had a very bad case of gonorrhea. Ewww....... I ran away as fast as I could.

After having several STD breakouts in undergrad, let's just say I'm a bit paranoid. It's also why I'm clean.
QADude at 11:53 AM on 03/01/08
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/s/gonorrhea/chlamydia

Either way, you get the idea...
kiranator at 01:44 PM on 03/01/08
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This chick is obviously retarded.

YouTube, generally, wants videos be up. That's their value prop to their users. If a video is taken down, it's because it violates the TOS: e.g. it shows unacceptable nudity, violence with minors, whatever. Those rules generally exist because if YouTube didn't have them, it would be exposed to a lot more legal liability. Alternately, this chick could have a video that contains copyrighted content which one of the owners (like Sony, UMG, whoever) has identified and removed.

What this idiot doesn't get is that first, all takedowns are logged and recorded, so YT *knows* which employee is taking videos down and who might turn them back on. (It's just the way the system works -- to use an admin console you generally have to be authenticated as an employee. Duh.) Which implices second, that someone would be risking their job by reposting a video that violates TOS and was already taken down. Which leads us to third: she is ergo retarded to think that someone is willing to risk their salary and their professional credibility for one bang with some random chick who is obviously prostituting herself. If any of the YT guys are that desperate (and most of them are pretty cool) it'd be a hell of a lot cheaper and safer to just head to NV and spend a weekend in a brothel.
Whocares at 03:10 PM on 03/01/08
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@raincoaster: Hillarious!
The Brain at 05:24 PM on 03/01/08
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Warning Google horn dogs. She's lying about the pill. She's going to get knocked up on your junk and then sue you and take all your stock.
shatteredmindofbob at 11:55 PM on 03/02/08
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Um...why doesn't she just use a different video hosting site?
a1choi at 10:05 AM on 03/03/08
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valleywag - go find identity of this poster and post pics of what gootubers can be looking forward to!
Kounji at 04:48 PM on 03/03/08
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She's got something man, stay away, don't touch it with a ten foot pole
Kounji at 04:49 PM on 03/03/08
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@Kounji: I was just going to ask if this was on craiglist, but in reading the ad I'm not surprised it was. What a great find!!