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Gene Simmons lawyer confirms sex tape's authenticity

No longer his secretWhen GenesSecret.com burst upon the scene on Tuesday, we questioned whether it really featured Kiss bassist Gene Simmons, or just a lookalike. The revolution of the gossip culture wrought by the Web has transformed the consumption of celebrity lives. Since Paris Hilton went exposed, we're awash in fake sex-tape videos. But Simmons's own lawyers have now confirmed that the video on GenesSecret.com is the real deal. The pantsless, T-shirt-wearing man in the video is in fact Simmons, in a cease-and-desist letter they sent to Valleywag.

The short clips we posted are newsworthy and will not be taken down. But the letter itself is informative. In it, Simmons's lawyers say that the video was filmed by Traci Anna Koval, and that a company Allied Industry bought the rights from her in 2003. Is Koval the woman in the video, referred to as "Elsa" by GenesSecret.com? Unclear. Here's the letter:

1:00 PM on Thu Feb 21 2008
By Owen Thomas
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  • No commenter image uploaded Patricia2 at 01:15 PM on 02/21/08 *

    I like his confidence and his ability to still own it (obviously) at an older age. But, he has to change that hair style. Stat.

  • No commenter image uploaded sample032 at 01:26 PM on 02/21/08 *

    @Patricia2: I like that Dee Snyder grew up enough to stop taking himself seriously and make fun of the 80s. Gene Simmons... not so much.

  • Image of Paul Boutin Paul Boutin at 01:40 PM on 02/21/08 *

    @sample032: I can't believe I'm weighing in on this, but Dee Snyder never took himself seriously. He was hilarious on Letterman in the 80s, joking about audiences cringing from the "220-pound man in eyeliner" leaping at them from the stage. He said we wouldn't feel truly successful until he heard "We're Not Gonna Take It" played by a high school marching band.

  • No commenter image uploaded sample032 at 01:54 PM on 02/21/08 *

    @Paul Boutin: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I didn't realize Cobain's comment that you're not really successful until Weird Al parodies your work echos Dee Snyder.

    I'm going to say I was mostly out of it in the 80s, but maybe Dee Snyer always knew what Gene Simmons still doesn't.

  • Wait a sec. The alleged secret taper, Traci Anna Koval appears to look a lot like the bimbo in the tapes. Did she actually plan to let the world know how low she would sink? Or was it just some sort of whose-worst-in-bed contest that got out of hand?

  • "The short clips we posted are newsworthy and will not be taken down"... newsworthy? Absolutely not. Entertaining, yes

  • Image of Alaska Miller Alaska Miller at 02:57 PM on 02/21/08 *

    you old people and your 80s

  • I think the chick in the video is porn star Shawna Lenee. Not sure how I know that.

  • He must be really into it... as he is chewing gum the whole time... Romantic, what a catch! Thank God for small favors at least he kept his tounge in his mouth! Thank you Jesus!

  • I would LOOOOOVVEEE to see how Shannon responds to this!

  • It does not surprise me to see this. Gene Simmons has been showing on his show "Family Jewels", how much he likes marketing and promoting himself and KISS to amy means. I feel for Shannon, especially since she has been with him so long. In my opinion he is very arrogant and self centered especially when promoting himself and I have no doubt that it is Gene and it was done to promote himself as a "stud". I personlly find nothing attractive about him and his "smeckle" isn't all that. "Gene-there are other ways to promote yourself without whoring yourself out and disrespecting Shannon, Nick and Sophie".

  • It all looks very perfunctory - Traci/Elsa (Shawna?) clearly can't stand him. It has the look of an audition to me - maybe he was planning to get into the adult film business - Kiss Productions produced by Gene Simmons, directed by Gene Simmons and starring Gene Simmons - and he personally conducted all the screen tests! But if anything could put you off sex, this is it. He is so Goddam ugly and unappealing.

  • Well, I didn't believe that it was really gene simmons in the tape....

    So if it isn't him... they have really got nothing to bring a case with (except maybe the stupid KISS logo crap)

    If it really is gene simmons, then I feel sorry for shannon and all other females that he has been with... cause it sure don't look like he has the big dick that he has lead people to believe that he has..... he might even be too small to be average.....

    What a putz. No wonder he is still with shannon... apparently with her, size doesn't matter.

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