Pants on no shirt: sexy if you're buff. Shirt on no pants: never, ever, ever sexy on a dude. Especially if it's a t-shirt.

Okay, okay... difficult as it might be, I'll respect Gene's wishes and not look at it. Ew...

Maybe if he abandoned the shirt and painted the kabuki getup on his punky rocks

...that Gene doesn't want you to see.

Shouldn't that be "...that Gene wants YOU to think he doesn't want you to see".

He IS the marketing master! After all, those Kiss coffins don't sell themselves. I will be astounded and amazed if he is not hidden deep in the background somewhere making some good coin off of this.

Gene Simmons sex tape, and his tongue stayed in his mouth?

jesus christ i read that and thought
RICHARD SIMMONS SEX TAPE?!?!?!
AUGGHGHGHGHG!

Why can't I UNSEE that?!? CURSE YOU VALLEYWAG!

@LaComtesse: that's called porky pigging (thanks, maxim!)

@MercuryPDX: Yeah, I will bet Gene's take is sizable and he is likely not all that deep in the background.

could this is gene's ---- as well....?

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that doesn't look like shannon tweed! that's the only objection i could see him having.

Melissa Gira Grant: Hot
Celeb sex tapes: Not

Is this why he looked so calm on "Celebrity Apprentice"?

Are those stuffed animals on the bed?

Why God, why?

this has to be some sort of crazy 'do not want'-style viral marketing for season three of family jewels. please, god, let it be just that.

She makes him use a condom and then won't KISS him, she's totally a hooker...

Do they have to pay Foreigner royalties for the music?

@BLAKELEY:
Or his secret wife.

It's times like these when Owen's dedication to his job really shows.

@bitchybitch: Like roll playing?

Seriously? Foreigner? The bass playing Demon of Kiss fucks to Foreigner???? Also, why is this on Valleywag instead of Fleshbot?

Also, he's totally chewing gum through the whole thing. Classy.

they both look totally bored

Iyeeee….just want to embarrass my self and party every day.

He spits blood at some point, right? Otherwise, I'm totally waiting for the Ace Frehley video before I plunk down some cash.

Big tongue, small penis - who would want to leak that?

I am dying from these comments, make it stop! I couldn't watch the video because I'm afraid I'd never be able to have sex again as long as I live. So thanks for summing it up for me. Oh god it hurts.

Oy! It soooo humid in here. Can I leave my shirt on? Are you going to be in your stockings during the entire schtupp?!?!? You know nylon gives me a rash. I need a little seltzer first before we begin. You know I get veklempt before I hand over my schlong.

I don't get how this is on Valleywag - a leaked sex tape? Way to go get that breaking tech story, guys.

Gene Simmons is Jewish? Who knew? What the tongue and the you know and the who did the what.

ick, now I need to go scrub out my brain with a sharp stick, thanks a pantload!!

i thought gene was supposed to have a big weiner; why else would anyone fuck him, KISS or no? I wouldnt know because like any sane person, I refused to click on the video. And sure, I've had guys ask that I keep my boots on, but WHAT is with the swap meet flip-flops, for the love of god?? Almost more odious than his t-shirt.

i she underage? there's no much pedobear involved in this story.

Calling Dr. Fail.

Given Simmons nature I'd except this tape to end with him plugging some new kiss related product.

plug or it didnt happen!

A man should always keep his black socks on while enjoying conjugal bliss with his wife or a hooker.

gross...

He is chewing gum and watching TV the whole time, thats awesome! What a porn star!

Its not gene

it's Gene and it's friggen gross! I really hope he didn't know this was happening. If he did plan this then he's lost me has a fan for life.
on the other hand, whoever thought it was a good idea to let us see Gene's man-hood is a worthless pig. Anyone whose a fan of Gene's knows damn well he's a ladies man and has never denied sleeping around. So it should come to no suprise. People need to learn to keep out of peoples lives. Famous or not!!!

You guys make me laugh my butt off with these comments, too funny!
I still hope & pray Gene wasn't aware but from what I was reading, if he's trying to market this new sexbonerenergy drink and the girl is a model of it, what does it really say? Hi, I'm the God of thunder, I'm 60 with a hot blonde and for those of you who can't get it up in your time of need, try this? all i can say. no matter what, i feel for his long time beautiful gf shannon and his 2 gorgeous kids. they well ne humiliated no matter what the reasons are behind it.

Someone please tell me why they would want to see Gene Simmons having sex. I for one certainly did not and thanks to the use of a heavily modified firefox about:config, the page loaded quickly enough for me to hit "END" and directly comment.

Hmm, he's ugly, looks rude, and from the looks of the binbo getting mollested by him, he has bad breath, yup, it's Gene.

First off.....this chick is a well known HOOKER!

Second.....she pulls of the trade-mark "I don't kiss" hooker move in the video.

Thirdly........I want to know why there are so many hookers working in Hollywood and no one has any interest in outing them? There is a well known agency here that has a ton of Playmates, Maxim models etc working for them. YET, no one seems to want to get some dirt out on these chicks.

I don't get Hollywood.

this is the most awkward sex i have ever seen. maybe it is because the gayest song in the world is playing in the background - i dont know for sure but i do get the feeling that chick still does not know what love is as gene is not qualified to show her.

in my opinion first time hookers on meth have more rhythm. further, for a man that claims to have been with thousands of women i would expect a little more. is that what rockstars call foreplay?

even beyond his pants not coming off and his shirt being on, it is like he does not know how to use his own equipment. blind golfers have more luck finding a hole. that girl looks less than into it, she could not even be bothered to take off her trashy flip flops . . . flip flop is actually what i say to myself as i watch this crap.

something about this tape reminds me of when my male pug tried to mate with my female german sheppard . . . it was funny and awful all at once and in the end, it never should have happened.

omg.. i didnt really believe it when i hear it on the radio but tis true..

and really whats with the cheesy music in the background literally who fucks to that music that drained the moood .

the girl could do so much better than a pot bellied kiss member shes friggen hot and i totally think she filmed this without him knowing cause his style would be at the end is to flash a rock sign and stick out his tongue.

set up gene by a hooker great job.

Worst 2.5 minutes of vidsex EVER. Gene, where was the tongue man???! You could have put it down her throat and touched your own penis!

Maybe this is just an ad for Kiss condoms.

Wait a minute - that's no hooker. That's Peter Criss re-starting his career! Way to go cat man!!

That's the "Demon"? That's the "God of Thunder"?

He looks like he just got off the boat. All he needed with the t-shirt & no pants look was black socks & gym shoes

Isn't this the rock star who's bedded thousands upon thousands of groupies? Why does he need to hire a hooker?

Oh wait, I just remembered his "just off the boat" look

Never mind

oh Shannon will be pissed. Of course it's Gene. Don't you remember the episode where she's telling him how bad his breath is? Hence the no kissing and then the gum.
I feel sorry for Shannon - he looks like a selfish lazy lay.
and she's gonna burn that American Express Card up buying stuff.

i wonder what shannon thinks about this...