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She's 22 or 23, a tastefully highlighted blonde, and quiet. It's her Coach purse — immaculate, yet worn with an out-of-season parka — that tips her off to me as his mistress. I'm working, escorting his colleague. She's new to this, she says. He's not. And his new blue pills are a problem.
For me, it's an hourly contract. But for the live-in mistress, Viagra has restructured the deal.
A student by day, she got into this for the nights: Dinners she couldn't afford, pretty things to wear. He's not bad in bed, she says. "But I have morning classes. And we never go anywhere anymore." He's not getting the message. He thinks he's the Terminator. If he reloads his prescription again, he might as well start calling me instead of her. Hope he's budgeted for overtime. (Photo of mistress-in-waiting Baby Girl #94492 from SeekingArrangement.)
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"Me, I'm a reasonable whore. At the end of my contracted time, if my client's hard again, it's not my concern."
I'm reminded of a scene from The Office where Dwight, after a party is canceled, gives the stripper they hired office work for the rest of her contracted time.
I think mistresses have a good gig going. The virile 20-somethings in the Valley don't have enough money, so they have to pay by the hour. Mistresses have been working less and getting more.
Note to Valleywag - these pictures are starting to become more of the NSFW variety. Could we post something a little less provocative for those of us who are reading at work?
These stories the last couple of days about BJ's, hookers and Viagra are getting a bit old. Are all of these rich geeks in SV really that desperate to get laid?
so you're saying money is all i need
QADude's posts are getting a bit old. Could we post something a little more provocative so he'll go away?
QAPrude
QAdude,
Shut your pie hole! If you can't handle it or bother to look over your shoulder before you visit the site, then stay OUT!!!
I pay by the hour and your wasting my time!
Sorry to interupt Melissa, please where were we?
The sugardaddy sites are full of women who think they are more valuable than a high end escort. You're better off avoiding them and look elsewhere.
Melissa, thanks for this post!
Phew, that was close. It was getting pretty grim around here.
You know.... You really deserve your own blog for this stuff instead of coat tailing off of Valleywag. Your posts are entertaining, and you post enough to justify being independent.
I really don't think Valleywag is a proper forum for these posts (doesn't really fit in) but I would definitely add your independent blog to my RSS reader.
@FlyRyan: I would read her blog. It would be nice if she had her own space for some saucier/NSFW posts.
How about a separate blog for all of Owen's Yahoo posts? That seems easier.
Some of us Silly Valley types HAVE JOBS people! Surely porn drives page views, and we all love page views, and I know the VW editors have to eat, but you risk having your whole site blocked at the edge routers at any company large enough to contain exactly one complaining feminist.
@MarkTheMarketWatcher: Mebbe split time between here and Fleshbot?
@ReversePundit: come back when you have an office?
What does Melissa's writing, or the pictures in her posts, have to do with porn? She's not showing her boobs, nor is she writing to get you off. If your coworkers freak out when they see a sexy girl with clothes on on your monitor, I feel for you. But I was far more creeped out and embarrassed in the workplace by that bruised face that ran as a Gawker Artist ad down the entire left side of Valleywag for months. And the screaming-eyeball ad.
As far as NSFW goes, remember there are many of us who have "made it" and don't work, or only work from home.
But in any event, in case anyone asks, I'm only here for the articles. I swear!
Nobody in my office is complaining - well except for the fact she has WAY too much clothing on ...
Nobody in my office is complaining - well except for the fact she has WAY too many clothes on ...
It's interesting that male readers will oogle over a videobloggers chest, and be perfectly fine with the idea of someone's anal virginity rumored to be on ebay, yet be stunned and fidigty at the idea that the men around them actually hire girls for sex and attention.
I find photos of Mark Zuckerberg offensive. No more Zuckerberg!!!
FLYRYAN:
MARKTHEMARKETWATCHER:
She does have her own blog. Go back a few days to her first post, I think it's mentioned or linked there.
@QADude: Payperclick system.
She's learned a valuable lesson about men. If we're seeing a hottie, we'd like to see her naked as often as possible, preferably in a horizontal or equally accommodating position.
Dinner and all the other treat-me-like-a-Disney-princess crap gets in the way of that. Sounds like she needs to be a little more assertive with the old boy if she wants dinner and a movie before making the two-backed beast with him.
lol. this is hilarious. i'm a little peeved at melissa for not taking her editorial license and completing sentences for this whore. the comments she makes are barely intelligible with all the missing prepositions and participles.
i think she was just trying to say that viagra has turned her 5 minute sessions into an hour and she's tired of it.
wasn't there a saturday night live skit about this years ago?
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