Valleywag
G-Spot, The San Francisco Bay Guardian's "steamy guide to Bay Area love and lust" may promise hot Valentine's Day steam, but it delivers a chilling morning-after fog, covering up the actually-sexy scene which fuels the City. I've summarized it so you can get back to missed connections > caltrain.
This year's special pullout contains:
- A visit to an alleged "sex cult" that goes looking for group sex, but lands in group therapy. And stops there. Processing is not foreplay, no matter how much you had to pay for it.
- An intro to polyamory, very Usenet circa 1995. Hardly a call to sluttiness, the writer is more obsessed by poly people's ability to schedule. It ends with her falling asleep alone to a Star Trek DVD. And you wondered why old-fashioned cheating was back.
- A "teaser" — no, that's the wrong word — on the upcoming GayVN porn awards. Steamiest excerpt: "Gay porn studios have been aggressively savvy about riding the online wave to solvency."
- Another dubious sex poll. Someone will wank to the results, but I'm sure it won't be you.
- Restaurant suggestions. I stopped reading here.
