He's the Philip Michael Thomas of bloggers.

"Without Julia Allison, he's just not that interesting."

Or that attractive.

But she's actually not that interesting, either.

Also...she only shows white women being beautiful on her blog (or almost only). Seriously.

They're like mento's and cola.. both taste like shit but are incredibly entertaining when combined..

Well, interesting enough to devote a few stories a day to him.

Besides, considering his past projects, I'm sure this one too will hit the web sweet-spot with a few thousand in-crowd, and then be bought out.

I, uhh, wish him luck. He makes some enjoyable sites.

@conesus: No, he's a jerkoff. Let's be real here.

"Less, not more" of JL... sign me up for that!

Lifehacker claims to be "Silicon Valley's Tech Gossip Rag", right?

Then why are you posting about some unemployed New Yorker?

@BartKela:

Oops, I mean Valleywag. I suppose it's telling that I get the two confused.

um....i have honestly never heard of this guy outside of valleywag. isn't he in new york? why do you always write about him?

Just don't confuse us with VentureBeat. They hate that even more than we do.

Venture Beat? Never heard of them. Are they like Tiger Beat?

i'm getting so very very tired of these silicon alley douchebags. SO tired.

With a more chunkier body, he can be Thelma in Scooby Doo....