After 37,258 cyber attacks against government and private networks last year, President Bush and Department of Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff say they need $6 billion to stop attacks on Wall Street and nuclear power plants. (Here's a hint: Don't run a nuclear plant on Microsoft Windows.) The president would also like to install government sensors on private company networks. Natch, Dems don't like the plan, the Wall Street Journal reports. Not enough details, they say. But don't they know that if we give out details, the terrorists will have won?












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Politics? In my Valleywag? It's more likely than you think.
sounds about as effective as voting machine. lets just terrorist the weapons. oh wait.
give terrorist... arg!
Fight the terrorists in Cyberspace? I'd rather fight them here than there. Or whatever.
@uncoveditor: C'mon, Nick had to make up for that "Microsoft films people having intercourse" article from last week. The old Nick we know and love is back!
Nerds are linin up bigtime for this Homeland Security Gravy Train! It ain't just for Apocolyptards anymore!
On one hand, OS X is more notably secure than Vista. On the other, I am so going to break my Nemo & The Incredibles DVDs into shards the moment the Happy Mac chime inaugurates future water-boarding sessions.
actually george bush's grandfather helped hitled rise to power, and taught his son who taught his son the current president the same thing, . This is actually posted in the guardian,[www.opentopix.com]
Mess with the Best Die Like the Rest.
hahahah very nice
Mess with the best die like the rest
Hackers!
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