Good morning waggers! Valleywag didn't abandon you, he just forgot to pre-post before getting drunk on the corporate dime last night.

Yes, the Web Infinity Plus One SloshCon at the House of Shields went swimmingly — after doing two shots straight away, we cancelled all the events.

Valleywag's gonna go drink some water and cradle his head for a while, so sit tight, and stay tuned for photos and a ConFonz review.

Earlier: Web Infinity Plus One SloshCon: The final warning [Valleywag]